Things I have learned today (or why I am damp and smell a bit like the
plumbing counter at a building suppliers)
1. Some plumbing is easy.
2. I am better at plumbing than I thought.
3. Plumbing is called a wet trade for a reason.
4. Toilets are a *bastard* to work around
5. The plumber that fitted our house out is a moron who I will *drown*
in what I had to take care of today if I ever meet him.
6. B&Q staff know fuck all squared about plumbing.
7. My toilet now no longer leaks over the floor but it cost me £60 in
parts and a tool to fix.
8. The smell at a plumbing counter at a builders suppliers is
"Plumbers Mait" it's a sticky, never setting mastic compound that is
waterproof and incredibly sticky.
I am now quite pleased with myself and am having some hot tea to
celebrate. I may or may not try to consume my own weight in Jaffa
cakes.
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